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SCREECHER

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1.
I was small town boy with a city dream Wanted to be a star on the silver screen Just Play my guitar and ride horses A singing cowboy ropin’ rider lady killer, “the boy’s fire” “The boy’s on fire” “Head west young man, while you’re still in your prime” You got the talent not the time” So I moved on out to Los Angeles Where they pay to play and smoke angel dust I never seen so many assholes in my life They like the EDM and the GHB They got a DJ spinnin at the grocery I’m just a simple fool with an old guitar and some silly rhymes Got my headshots, told my folks I was fine I got the talent not the time Then I moved on out to New York City Where the girls play rough so the boys stay pretty They’ll tie you ooo and they’ll knock you down Got me a gig at a hotel bar Where the manager said I could play my guitar For a twenty bucks, the beer on tap, and a burger and fries Played my heart out every other Monday Night I Got the talent not the time Then i went on back to Pennsylvania Where all my old friends became strangers I was pretty sure we had nothing left in common but we told our stories well into the night same old stories, felt kinda right til one of them fuckers just had to ask me, “How’s your life” some say I got 6 months, some say I got 9. I got the talent not the time Doctors, they got a funny way of tellin a man he’s dyin “I got the talent not the time”
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Lemonade Stand I need some money babe, you need some money babe What the hell we gonna do? I need some money babe, you need some money babe To make our hollywood dreams come true-ue-ue What the hell we gonna do? We can open up a lemonade stand Pay naked teenagers to swear to God we squeeze it in the morning Wo o o We can open up a lemonade stand on Hollywood and vine Use fancy words like local and organic We’re so local and organic O-O O O Well I know You know It’s only country time I know you know we’re always drunk on wine at work Yeah I know you know we added LSD Yeah I know our friends drink for free We can open up a lemonade stand make an app, call it, “Order-While-Drivin” Hope you’ve got a doctor and a lawyer We can open up a lemonade stand Post our shits on instagram So we can sell more yellow sugar water charge YUPPY angelinos seven dollar O O Well I know You know It’s only country time I know you know we’re always drunk on wine at work Yeah I know you know we added LSD Yeah I know our friends drink for free We can open up a lemonade stand Pay naked teenagers to swear to God we squeeze it in the morning Wo o o We can open up a lemonade stand on Hollywood and vine Use fancy words like local and organic
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Directors 02:59
Let’s head west to tinsletown hotwire the old man’s car We’ll write the press ‘bout our arrival I’ll play Stanley ‘hind the scene you’ll be my shining star My Shelly Duvall But we’ll need more than love my honey, a beat up ford and your momma’s rent money To ensure our survival I’ll lie cheat steal kill. Local boys won’t but this man will I won’t give up til i die We sold off our clothes Fixed our teeth and noses moved mountains jacked on mole hills of camels & cocaine We became PAs 2nd ADs in the DGA Best boys and Lead men We can’t all be directors We can’t all be directors after all Let’s play rough in tinseltown, hang puppets from their strings And give the editors their angles Cast me couch me, anything, step on me and repeat Then soft sex with the background We took off our clothes Hacked off our noses moved mountains jacked on mole hills of camels & cocaine We became PAs 2nd ADs in the DGA Best boys and Lead men We can’t all be directors We can’t all be directors after all I don’t wanna die in Southern California Maybe you and I Leave without warning yeah What have we got to lose but ourselves Oh baby I don’t wanna die in Southern California Maybe you and I leave in the morning yeah Gary had a lot of good things to say about Pittsburgh camels & cocaine Talking We can’t all be directors We can’t all be directors after all
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Entertain Me 02:19
I don’t know how to fall in love with anybody who loves me I just know how to fall in love with girls beyond my grasp But i see something in your eyes something i don’t often see yeah Baby entertain me Let’s make out for just a little while there’s a timer app on my cell phone We don’t need to tell anyone we don’t need to be all alone yeah i see something in your eyes something i don’t often see yeah Baby entertain me Do you really wanna fall in love? Do you really wanna die, in some else’s arms? Do you really wanna feel an ideal fall apart? Do you really wanna break my heart Maybe we can still fall in love just until the morning I’ve got issues I’ve got scars consider this your warning But i see something in your eyes something i don’t often see yeah Baby entertain me
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I’m Drunk, Let’s Fuck When I was turning 25 I headed out the bar To celebrate the fact that my life was over But that’s the night I met my wife An’ she grabbed me by the heart When she said these 4 words “I’m Drunk Let’s fuck” We can do it in the back of my pickup truck I got few tricks most young men never seen, before “I’m Drunk Let’s fuck” not lookin for love just lookin for a lover So you better walk away if you think that you’ll want more And she said yippeki a I said yippeki o She said this isn’t love I said baby I know I’m Drunk Let’s fuck Wanna make my day?, you feeling lucky punk? I got few tricks most young men never seen I looked into those big brown eyes my 25th birthday surprise Things like this don’t happen much to guys look me So i asked her to repeat herself and she grabbed me by the heart When she said these 4 words “I’m Drunk Let’s fuck” We can do it in the back of my pickup truck I got few tricks most young men never seen, before “I’m Drunk Let’s fuck” not lookin for love just lookin for a lover So you better walk away if you think that you’ll want more And she said yippeki a I said yippeki o She said this isn’t love I said baby I know I’m Drunk Let’s fuck Wanna make my day?, you feeling lucky punk? I got few tricks most young men never seen Oh I got few tricks most young men never seen
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Didja Getcha 01:59
Didja Gitcha (Deuteronomy 17:2-7) Didja Getcha ideas from the bible Yeah I got my ideas from the bible too ‘Bout what girls can wear, when I can swear And what I can do to you Didya getya ideas from the bible Yeah I got my ideas from the bible too right now the bible’s telling me to kill you You look so surprised That funny light in your eyes Maybe you just need to read a little deeper Didya Getya ideas from the bible Yeah I got my ideas from the bible too right now the bible’s telling me to kill you MIDSECTION I’m sure the Torah’s fine. Koran OK Alright I listen to the Book Of Mormon most every night DING DONG Didya Getya ideas from the bible Yeah I got my ideas from the bible too Bout what you can suck and who we can fuck An’ what i can do to you Didya Getya ideas from the bible Yeah I got my ideas from the bible too right now the bible’s tellin’ me to kill you You look so surprised That funny light in your eyes Maybe you just need to read a little deeper (deeper) W’ can’t all be right And we won’t all survive But I’ll make your trip to hell a little easier Didya Getya ideas from the bible Yeah I got my ideas from the bible too right now the bible’s telling me to kill you right now the bible’s telling me to kill you
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Angie's Eyes 01:55
ANGIE’S EYES Now every time she looks at me with pale blue eyes I wish she hadn’t seen the things I done oh I hit him with a hammer good threw him in a hole I dug Then I shot him twice with Daddy’s Gun O O O she knows I’m evil she knows there’s blood on my hands but there’s love in my heart forgives the things I can’t forget lives her life without regret(s) She even helped me bury Billy Shaw now every time she looks at me with pale blue eyes reminds me of the evil things I’ve done oh there’s gamblin’ cussin cigarettes hooking kids on crystal meth But I’ll never shed a tear for Billy Shaw o o o she knows I’m evil she knows there’s blood on my hands but there’s love in my heart forgives the things I can’t forget lives her life without regret(s) She even helped me bury Billy Shaw late last night to my surprise I gouged out Angie’s Pale Blue Eyes she knows I’m evil she knows there’s blood on my hands but there’s love in my heart forgives the things I can’t forget lives her life without regret(s) She even helped me bury Billy Shaw Yeah she Even helped me bury Billy Shaw Yeah I’ll bury her beside ‘ol Billy Shaw
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Start a Band 02:48
She decided that we should get engaged this coming christmas I decided that I should spread my wings and start a band She decided on a destination wedding in Hawaii I decided the band would write 10 songs make some shirts and go on tour we make plans and shit just happens polaroids look nothing like our lives we were just some fucked up kids passed out drunk in Michigan I wish that I could do it all again she decided that I would look like Bond in a white tuxedo I decided the band would never wear any other color but black She decided that we would have her best friend play piano I decided that i would have my better best friend Michael play guitar we make plans and shit just happens polaroids look nothing like our lives we were just some fucked up kids passed out drunk in Michigan I wish that I could do it all again she decided that if we had a son we’d name him Aaron I decided that my last name would be Demon, Dark, or Dungeon she decided that if we had a girl we’d call her Mabel i decided that i would call my band...the holy angel fire we make plans and shit just happens polaroids look nothing like our lives we were just some fucked up kids passed out drunk in Michigan I wish that I could do it all again She decided that I should spread my wings and start a band
10.
Hey Uncle I wanna be a princess so don’t buy me stupid Nancy Drews for christmas All I want from you is a brand new Cinderella dress I said Everything is wonderful Everything is fine livin life like a little queen like everything is mine Got you wrapped around my finger I pull the strings of your heart Hey Uncle I’m Hungry and your silly sister said you’d give me money I’d pay my way, but I confess there ain’t no pockets in my brand new cinderella dress I said Everything is wonderful Everything is fine livin life like a little queen like everything is mine Got you wrapped around my finger I pull the strings of your heart Hey Uncle Do you see what I see A better version of the greatest gift you just got for me This will be my last request Won’t you buy for me that brand new Cinderella dress I promise this will be my last request Won’t you buy for me that dress
11.
Sex'86 01:03
Hey little baby wanna rock tonight? All my lovin’ been wound up tight would you light my dynamite Alright alright alright Take you on back to the kissin pond Make sweet love ‘til the break of dawn Let’s take it off, so we can get it on alright alright alright Little lady hope you understand Little lady wanna be your man kinda lika bein reprimanded Just don’t be too heavy handed WHIP CRACK You play Bo and i’ll play Luke We’ll grind along to that distant juke You’re breakin’ laws in them Daisy Dukes Alright alright alright paint you a picture Write you a song As long as you ain’t got bloomers on Take me back to that kissin’ pond Alright alright alright
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I am just a simple man Standing on a stage Trying not to fuck this up The song jonathan wrote about me He thought it would be funny For all to hear Me singing a song about me For all my peers My name is Todd I’m in the band man And I’ve never been so happy, happy in my life My name is Todd-od-od I’m in the band man And I swear I’ll be the very best ba-----ssist that I can I am just an Ohio boy moved Moved out to LA Tallest man on the silver screen Taller than I was yesterday Born to play the 6 string Now i’ve only 4 I’ll play this bass like a fucking guitar And I’ll never get bored My name is Todd I’m in the band man And I’ve never been so happy, happy in my life My name is Todd-od-od I’m in the band man And I swear I’ll be the very best bassist that I can My name is Todd I’m in the band man And I’ve never been so happy, happy in my life My name is Todd-od-od I’m in the band man And I swear I’ll be the very best bassist that I can
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Baby Jane 01:48
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Assholes 2 02:31
You say you love me but I feel the hatred Now love isn’t love if it’s not universal You say potato I say tomato You sleep with my sister, I’ll murder you brother That really escalated fast woo Oh God will not save us from godly men No God will not save us from those assholes we call facebook friends Driving electric impresses the millenials Model for molly if you have a swimming pool Everyone’s equal, when everyone’s loaded We’re hire the homeless to deports the hipsters 2 birds 1 stone Woo Oh God will not save us from godly men No God will not save us from those assholes we call facebook friends You voted for Trump just to see what would happen I made my I Voted sticker in Photoshop Talking to Jesus can make you feel crazy Deceiving believers has always been easy!! woo? Oh God will not save us from godly men No God will not save us from those assholes we call facebook friends
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Those words didn’t come out right “Take me home and hurt me tonight” We were cruisin in my gold chevelle High as a kite with my sweet Michelle Oooo hit a tree going 85 Oooo They say I’m lucky to be alive I don’t really give a good goddamn about these motherfuckers They say I’m gonna die alone behind these walls I don’t really give a good goddamn about local authorities An asshole with a badge can’t break my balls Momma says we’re livin in paradise without my love it’s like a living hell Serving life in penitentiary The won’t shine here in my prison cell Ooooo I’m sorry for what I done Ooooo Sweet Michelle I’m coming home I don’t really give a good goddamn about these motherfuckers They say I’m gonna die alone behind these walls I don’t really give a good goddamn about local authorities An asshole with a badge can’t break my balls Momma says we’re livin in paradise without my love it’s like a living hell Serving life in penitentiary The won’t shine here in my prison cell Ooooo I’m sorry for what I done Ooooo My Sweet Michelle I’m coming home
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Horse 03:23

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released September 1, 2017

Produced by Jason Achilles Mezilis and Campfire Cassettes
Recorded by Jason Achilles Mezilis
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Jonathan Buchanan (vocals/guitar)
Angie Parrish (vocals/kazoo/tamborine/spoons)
Todd Daniels (bass/additional vocals)
Bobby Woo (drums/additional vocals and guitar)

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Campfire Cassettes is a 4 piece party that writes short, fucked up songs, for short fucked up people. So if you like rough sex, hard drugs and aren't afraid of a little blood, you're in the right spot. May we die in our sleep with a smile on our face.

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