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1.
my sister Mary got everything she got my mother eyes and her beautiful tits my sister Mary got everything I got my father's chin and his invisible lips my sister Mary got everything she got a brand new horse when she was 17 my sister Mary got everything when I was seventeen I got an STD so fuck you if you're beautiful if you hop out of bed because the universe loves you fuck you if you're beautiful if you look in the mirror and you like what you see my sister Mary got everything she was the queen of the prom and on the cheerleading squad my sister Mary got everything I worked at Dairy Queen and had a Burger King bod my sister Mary got every now men just give her money to vacation in europe my sister Mary got everything when I went all the way I had a layover in Phoenix so fuck you if you're beautiful if you hop out of bed because the universe loves you fuck you if you're beautiful if you look in the mirror and you like what you see and fuck you if you're beautiful if turned 19 in the last 10 years fuck you if your beautiful if you're falling in love with anybody but me
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Fuckin' Do 01:41
I'll fuckin do anything you want me to do to you in the bedroom in the basement in our dungeon made for two I'll fuckin do anything you want me to do to you and the only thing I ask in return is that you be true this aint no dress rehersal let's take a little time for role reversal let's become the perverts god intended us to be I'll fuckin do anything you want me to do to you in the bedroom in the basement in our dugeon made for two I'll fuckin do anything you want me to do to you and the only thing I ask in return is that you be true let's break into american cars and break all their sodomy laws let's show Indiana what we're made of I'll fuckin do anything you want me to do to you in the bedroom in the basement in our dugeon made for two I'll fuckin do anything you want me to do to you and the only thing I ask in return is that you be true
3.
I've got 2 grams of cocaine and half a viagra hey there little stranger how does that grab ya? we'll stay up all night and talk if you want to just call an ambulance if I start falling for you what the fuck's the matter with my heart? why am i so stupid when it comes to love and medicine? Everything I want tears me apart then i'm just left to fend off older men and fetishists
4.
Virgins 02:08
9:30 on a Monday morn                                                                                        will you go out with me?                                                                                                                  9:30 on a Monday morn                                                                                        will you go out with me?                                                                                       I finally found the nerve                                                                                          any chance this Friday you’re free?                                                                                       9:30 on a Monday morn                                                                                       will you go out with me?                                                                                                                                                                                                              we’ll do the wine and dine                                                                       ah give this boy a chance                                                                               let’s spend all my money and start us a little romance                                                                                                    10:30 on a wednesday mornin                                                                                                   finally answered me                                                                                                              10:30 on a wednesday mornin                                                                                                     finally answered me                                                                                                                   can’t say what took her so long                                                                        but at least she did a-gree                                                                                                               10:30 on a wednesday mornin                                                                                                   finally answered me                                                                  she said Friday’s fine                                                                            that’s if you take it slow                                                      then she made me tell a promise to her sister her momma before she said she would go                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   11:30 on a friday night                                                                              she’s screamin be my man                                                                                                          11:30 on a friday night                                                                                            screamin be my man                                                                                                back seat of my daddy’s car                                                                       and i started to under-stand                                                                                         11:30 on a friday night                                                                             she’s screamin be my man                                                                                                                                                                                                       we’re roundin bases fast                                                                             we’re going all the way                                                                                               if there is a god in heaven                                                                                                             we just want to stop and thank him                                                                                                             for a brand new reason to live                                                                    look at us we’re gettin laid today                                                                                                                sometime in the middle of the night                                                                                              would you be my wife                                                                                                                 sometime in the middle  of the night                                                                                     would you be my wife                                                                                                               let me shout it out loud and proud                                                            oh girl you just changed my life                                                                                                           sometime in the middle of the night                                                                                            would you be my wife                                                                                                                                                                                                                  she kinda laughed at me                                                                                     but she kinda of smiled                                                                                        and yeah it took a few years                                                          but i finally made that lil girl mine
5.
i'm making love to my vacuum cleaner thinking of you i'm making love to my carpet steamer thinking of you you left me alone just to die out in Cleveland i don't know what else I can do so i'm making love to my vacuum cleaner thinking of you lights out I close my eyes we're alone in the dark one flip of a switch i'm in heaven and your back in my arms I don't see the harm so i'm making love to my vacuum cleaner thinking of you i'm making love to my carpet steamer thinking of you you left me alone just to die out in Cleveland I don't know what else I can do so i'm making love to my vacuum cleaner thinking of you
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Diamonds 01:48 video
I've got diamonds in my pockets i've got a Walgreens on my back I found an old cassette tape of X T C i'm gonna cut it up with heroine a bag of MDMA molly may I kiss you when we peak I have everything to make you cum and scream baby I spared no expense, but I don't have you who am I gonna get high with baby when you coming home I've got diamonds in my pocket I've got a RITE AID on my back I've got a dozen 8 balls, dope for speed balls, some ice I made myself a shot a bullet yesterday we'll ride the rails todays we'll ride them east to west I have everything that to make you cum and scream with a G19 there's no expense, but I don't have you who am I gonna get high with baby when you coming home
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i’ve been alone for so long been several years since i’d seen the doc then you came along and swept me off my feet you’re my kelly lebrock you love who i am a hideous a puzzle of 10 other men stitches and scars it’s nice to have something in common if you were just one woman i’d say you were the one you’re my kelly lebrock i can see it your eyes i can see in your smile you’re the one he made for me i can see it your eyes i can see in your smile you’re the one he made for me we’ll move into town get some tattoos and just try to blend in we’ll die your hair brown                     i’ll lose some weight so those skinny jeans fit and i’ll get a job then we’ll go to the mall and dress you like kelly lebrock i can see it your eyes i can see in your smile you’re the one he made for me i can see it your eyes i can see in your smile you’re the one he made for me
8.
My girlfriend bought a fucking ukulele she brought it home she gave it a name she plays it daily now all night long she plays the same goddamn song My girlfriend bought a fucking ukulele oh yeah she plays nine inch nails posts it on her vlog she's in our bedroom screaming “fuck you like an animal” oh yeah she plays nine inch nails and posts it on her vlog “i wanna feel you from the inside” My girlfriend bought a fucking ukulele she brought it home she gave it a name she plays it daily now all night long she plays the same goddamn song My girlfriend bought a fucking ukulele
9.
last night our love affair ended and my favorite show got cancelled i'm not quite sure I can survive So I'm sending off 2 copies of this letter since the situations are similar i'm looking forward to both replays. I need one more season give me a reason why this can't continue There's so many loose ends and so much left unsaid I think we all need some closure i'd settle for a spinoff a made for TV movie or just something for Netflix I've been your fan since the show began, oh Sunday nights will never be the same. last night our love affair ended and my favorite show got cancelled i'm not quite sure I can survive
10.
My Dear The passion is gone This honeymoon's over My love We had a good run But life went on longer than I planned I'll be listening to headphones in our spare bedroom the one I've been sleeping in for most of the year And you You'll be running the vaccum over clean carpet To drown out the silence and the tears My dear what ever happened to us We looked happy in pictures (didn't we) My love We had so much fun They swore we were the couple of the year I'll be listening to headphones in our spare bedroom the one I've been sleeping in for most of the year And you You'll be running the vaccum over clean carpet To drown out the silence and the tears
11.
Exodus 02:04
send me off to therapy fill me full of chemistry can’t change my biology or the man i really am scream until your face is red verses from old testaments make a wage but never change the man i really am with you don't tell me love is anything but right, 'cause everybody knows that we're all equal in his sight so let down your guard and maybe stay the night 'cause everybody knows he's fast asleep all day and through the night our nonparticipating god bible based psychology mumbling on our hands and knees failing our society and the man i really am so please don't lay your hands on me but darling put your arms around me look into these eyes and see the man i really am with you don't tell me love is anything but right, 'cause everybody knows knows that we're all equal in his sight so let down your guard and maybe stay the night 'cause everybody knows he's fast asleep all day and through the night our nonparticipating god
12.
Everybody gather around it's the end They say I'm dying Everybody gather around it's the end The tests are in and the doctors say they'll bury me in a year Everybody gather around it's the end Did I miss the point? Don't wait til the end To say you love me don't wait til the end to tell me that you care and don't til we're high to forgive me there's really no time no time to spare did I miss the point? Don't wait til the end Everybody gather around it's the end Today's my day to die Everybody gather around it's the end The tests were wrong and the doctors say they'll bury me in a week Everybody gathers around in the end did I miss the point? don't wait til the end To say you love me don't wait til the end to tell me that you care and don't til we're high to forgive me there's really no time no time to spare did I miss the point? Don't wait til the end
13.
Her Dog 01:17 video
There's a small dog living in my heart For 16 months he's torn that place apart and every time I think I'm in control of him He climbs up on my bed and shit's on it again I can hear him say I don't need a god or master funny how you think you're the owner you're not walkin me i'm walkin you there's an asshole living in my heart and piece by piece he's torn that place apart and every time I think I finally trained him he chews up what I love and shits it back out on my bed and then he says I don't need a god or master funny how you think you're the owner you're not walkin me i'm walkin you
14.
The best time I ever had was on a friday night in your mother's bed The best time I ever had was on a friday night in your mother's bed your summer came too swiftly my summer came so hard you moved my heart so quickly and then you moved too far away i'm wide awake here in los angeles you're fast asleep in maryland i'm down on my knees beggin darlin please study hard and come The best time I ever had was on a friday night in your mother's bed The best time I ever had was on a friday night in your mother's bed your summer came too swiftly my summer came so hard you moved my heart so quickly and then you moved too far away
15.
I'm gonna move away my friend move away from all sins from all the parties and the one night stands i'm gonna get away from here some place I never been so I can do it all again big city is a small town when you don't pay off your loans big city is small town if you shove shit up your nose big city is small town when you're with too many girls big city is a small town after all So I'm gonna move away my friend Some place I never been where no one knows about my tendency to sin Get me a fresh suit, close shave and maybe change my name so I can do it all again big city is a small town when you don't pay off your loans big city is small town if you shove shit up your nose big city is small town when you're with too many girls big city is a small town after all
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Older Men 02:21
She said I never dance with older men It isn't you, take no offense I handed her a drink I thought she'd like You see I never dance with older men Their money, drugs, and their dark demands I can't quite say i'm not impressed we've all been treated worse for less she's a victim of the heart she's a victim of los angeles and I know you think the fame is gonna come but you know, that this will never be your home He said I never dance with older men you cannot trust their words, their hands they'll give anything you ask for but the better the gift the more your pay for it I never dance with older men they always play their silly tell me that you love me need me nail me to the screen and watch me bleed he's a victim of the heart he's a victim of los angeles and I know you think the fame is gonna come but you know, this will never be your home
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I take my pills I pay my bills I sit alone here waiting for Jesus Wondering if they deceived us into thinking he'll return I take my pills I pay my bills I sit alone here waiting for eternity waiting for messiah to return to me I wonder, I wonder what's taking him so long You always hear me say, he'll come back in the clouds before I ever passed away but now that i'm a dyin it seems like a pretty foolish thing to say I take my pills I pay my bills I sit alone here waiting for Jesus Wondering if they deceived us into thinking he'll return I take my pills I pay my bills I sit alone here waiting for eternity waiting for messiah to return to me I wonder, I wonder what's taking him so long
18.
Feel 01:23
How can I know you want to be my only lover? How can I know that i will be your only man? Look in my eyes and swear that you love me Look in my eyes and hold me close and feel my heart beating inside please take the key, before i change my mind I can see the odds stacked up against us I can see every doubt in your eye but baby no matter what happens I love you and I won't stop until you can no longer... feel my heart beating inside please take the key, before i change my mind How can I know you want to be my only lover? How can I know that i will be your only man? Look in my eyes and swear that you love me Look in my eyes and hold me close and feel
19.
God, you really got revenge on all of us tonight hurricane and tidal waves destroyed our coastal town i'm not exactly sure what we must have said or done my cousin John came out on Halloween, maybe god was ticked about it hallelujah, god has shown his face again finally took the time out to be here hallelujah, god I guess we deserved it maybe we'll all learn a lesson or 2 hallelujah watch our children all suffering over and over with advertising hallelujah it's the work of crucified re minding us of all of his suffering I guess we for got I guess we for got God you really got revenge on all of us tonight elementary school kids massacred at christmas time i'm not exactly sure what they must have said or done but the news reported god was pissed that we don't pray in schools no more hallelujah, god has shown his face again finally took the time out to be here hallelujah, god I guess we deserved it maybe we'll all learn a lesson or 2 hallelujah watch our children all suffering over and over with advertising hallelujah it's the work of crucified reminding us of all of his suffering I guess we for got I guess we for got
20.
Vampires 02:40
baby let’s write a screenplay how hard can it be they just want more tv show             about vampires          we’ll mash up all the cliches we’ll add a president                       we’ll take fashion models to mars to fight vampires we’re living the dream finally living the dream                 we made it mom we hope you’re proud of us we’re fighting vampires                                      let’s go shed some blood how hard can it be? 2 starving screenwriters becoming vampires                  they’ll pay us to write the script and maybe we’ll play ourselves we'll finally be famous for being vampires we’re living the dream finally living the dream           we made it mom     we hope you’re proud of us now that we're vampires we’re living the dream finally living the dream                       we made it mom we hope you’re proud of us now that we're vampires      we made it mom                we hope you’re proud of us now that we're vampires
21.
Fever 01:31
I never make a sound my father would be proud I came in through the window above a poorly painted porch she slept without a sound her mother would be proud I woke her with a whisper I just wanna hold you baby under water for 5 minutes maybe 6, not more than seven do girls get into Chinese heaven crimes scenes must be fun to analize motives can be hard to realize i'm just a stranger here to kill you I wish I had a choice just read a book entitled “free will” (by Sam Harris) and it convinced me I have none but couldn't tell me why I have to kill or why it's always so much fun
22.
She got the vinyl                    I got the CDs We split my dad’s cassettes   I own the car but   she hides the keys and ransoms them for a  ride To see the doctor             To get some condoms  how many does she need? cell phone’s in her name Lease in my Mom’s name but I’m moving out next week                                              she won’t store them right she’ll scratch them all just to spite me      my best friend micha         fucked her friend mika while riding to the mall i failed to mention I was the driver so i guess its my fault                                                            Mika failed EPT                        Micah failed STD they’re gonna have an AIDS baby                              well i knew                                                when she left                              that i’d fall apart      but i know she’ll be back be back with my heart                              the hum                                      the hiss                              her beautiful face                                                                        she won’t store them right    i’ll never find sticky fingers             or maybe worse         she’ll donate them to a thrift store                                              she was the first to ____ though she was not the best she said that i could _____ but then she took it back she gave me head from bedford to breezewood she nearly made me bleed she’s not the first girl I’ve come in cars with but i hope that she’s the last    well i knew                                            when she left                                   that i’d fall apart                      but i know she’ll be back be back with my heart                                          the hum                                                 the hiss                                    her beautiful face
23.
Everybody gather around it's the end They say I'm dying Everybody gather around it's the end The tests are in and the doctors say they'll bury me in a year Everybody gather around it's the end Did I miss the point? Don't wait til the end To say you love me don't wait til the end to tell me that you care and don't til we're high to forgive me there's really no time no time to spare did I miss the point? Don't wait til the end Everybody gather around it's the end Today's my day to die Everybody gather around it's the end The tests were wrong and the doctors say they'll bury me in a week Everybody gathers around in the end did I miss the point? don't wait til the end To say you love me don't wait til the end to tell me that you care and don't til we're high to forgive me there's really no time no time to spare did I miss the point? Don't wait til the end
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Why dont you fuck me and make me famous i'm sick and tired of paying my dues Why dont you fuck me and make me famous ryan gosling i'm talking to you acting is exhausting some say i'm just no good auditions are insulting here in hollywood so Why dont you fuck me and make me famous i'm sick and tired of paying my dues Why dont you fuck me and make me famous ryan gosling i'm talking to you
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Crimea 03:57
I think I knew this day would come but I never thought I'd be here for the end times They tried to warn us when we were young that we could be the soldiers of the end times Seems I'm on the losing side of history I guess I never truly solved that crazy ancient mystery funny how i'm thinking of you now love of my life time in these fucking KC left behind times Before they close that airplane door I wanna know how much you love me Before we all go off to war I wanna know how much you love me I'm gonna answer my country's call Me and my friends will take the lives of other men and their friends We're gonna make our fathers proud may our mothers please forgive us this fight was handed down Before they close that airplane door I wanna know How much you love me Before we all go off fight to another rich man's war I wanna know how much you love me no matter what happened before no matter what happens after our deity's divine disaster streets of gold or lake of fire my love won't tire, Crimea, my heart is yours Before they close that airplane door I wanna know how much you love me Before we all go off to war I wanna know how much you love me

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recorded in Jonathan's living room

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released August 2, 2014

Jonathan Buchanan: vocals, guitar, monotribe, and keyboard

Angie Parrish: harmonies on Fuckin' Do

Dane Adelman: trumpet and bass on Vampires

Album Art by Black_eM @ blackem-art.com

Liner Photography for CD by Lynna Baculo

Mastered by Mike Houge

Extra ears: Mike Berge, Bobby Woo, Travis Greene, Daryl Perle and Ami Murray

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Campfire Cassettes Los Angeles, California

Campfire Cassettes is a 4 piece party that writes short, fucked up songs, for short fucked up people. So if you like rough sex, hard drugs and aren't afraid of a little blood, you're in the right spot. May we die in our sleep with a smile on our face.

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