GosLebrock

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recorded in Jonathan's living room

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released August 2, 2014

Jonathan Buchanan: vocals, guitar, monotribe, and keyboard

Angie Parrish: harmonies on Fuckin' Do

Dane Adelman: trumpet and bass on Vampires

Album Art by Black_eM @ blackem-art.com

Liner Photography for CD by Lynna Baculo

Mastered by Mike Houge

Extra ears: Mike Berge, Bobby Woo, Travis Greene, Daryl Perle and Ami Murray

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Campfire Cassettes Los Angeles, California

Campfire Cassettes is a 4 piece indie band that plays short, quirky songs for short, quirky people. They are lyrically fixated on the sex they aren't having, the drugs they aren't taking, and the murders they're aren't committing.

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Track Name: My Sister Mary
my sister Mary got everything
she got my mother eyes and her beautiful tits
my sister Mary got everything I got my father's chin
and his invisible lips

my sister Mary got everything
she got a brand new horse when she was 17
my sister Mary got everything
when I was seventeen I got an STD

so fuck you if you're beautiful
if you hop out of bed
because the universe loves you

fuck you if you're beautiful
if you look in the mirror
and you like what you see

my sister Mary got everything
she was the queen of the prom
and on the cheerleading squad

my sister Mary got everything
I worked at Dairy Queen
and had a Burger King bod

my sister Mary got every
now men just give her money
to vacation in europe

my sister Mary got everything
when I went all the way
I had a layover in Phoenix

so fuck you if you're beautiful
if you hop out of bed
because the universe loves you

fuck you if you're beautiful
if you look in the mirror
and you like what you see

and fuck you if you're beautiful
if turned 19 in the last 10 years

fuck you if your beautiful
if you're falling in love with anybody but me
Track Name: Fuckin' Do
I'll fuckin do
anything you want me to do to you
in the bedroom
in the basement
in our dungeon made for two

I'll fuckin do
anything you want me to do to you
and the only thing I ask in return
is that you be true

this aint no dress rehersal
let's take a little time for role reversal
let's become the perverts god intended us to be

I'll fuckin do
anything you want me to do to you
in the bedroom
in the basement
in our dugeon made for two

I'll fuckin do
anything you want me to do to you
and the only thing I ask in return
is that you be true

let's break into american cars
and break all their sodomy laws
let's show Indiana what we're made of

I'll fuckin do
anything you want me to do to you
in the bedroom
in the basement
in our dugeon made for two

I'll fuckin do
anything you want me to do to you
and the only thing I ask in return
is that you be true
Track Name: Coke & Viagra
I've got 2 grams of cocaine and half a viagra

hey there little stranger how does that grab ya?

we'll stay up all night and talk if you want to

just call an ambulance if I start falling for you

what the fuck's the matter with my heart?

why am i so stupid when it comes to love and medicine?

Everything I want tears me apart

then i'm just left to fend off older men and fetishists
Track Name: Virgins
9:30 on a Monday morn                                                                                       
will you go out with me?                                                                                                                 
9:30 on a Monday morn                                                                                       
will you go out with me?                                                                                      
I finally found the nerve                                                                                         
any chance this Friday you’re free?                                                                                      
9:30 on a Monday morn                                                                                      
will you go out with me?
                                                                                                                                                                                                            
we’ll do the wine and dine                                                                      
ah give this boy a chance                                                                              
let’s spend all my money and start us a little romance                                                                                                   
10:30 on a wednesday mornin                                                                                                  
finally answered me                                                                                                             
10:30 on a wednesday mornin                                                                                                    
finally answered me                                                                                                                  
can’t say what took her so long                                                                       
but at least she did a-gree                                                                                                              
10:30 on a wednesday mornin                                                                                                  
finally answered me                                                                 
she said Friday’s fine                                                                           
that’s if you take it slow                                                     
then she made me tell a promise to her sister her momma
before she said she would go
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 
11:30 on a friday night                                                                             
she’s screamin be my man                                                                                                         
11:30 on a friday night                                                                                           
screamin be my man                                                                                               
back seat of my daddy’s car                                                                      
and i started to under-stand                                                                                        
11:30 on a friday night                                                                            
she’s screamin be my man
                                                                                                                                                                                                     
we’re roundin bases fast                                                                            
we’re going all the way                                                                                              
if there is a god in heaven                                                                                                            
we just want to stop and thank him                                                                                                            
for a brand new reason to live                                                                   
look at us we’re gettin laid today


                                                                                                              
sometime in the middle of the night                                                                                             
would you be my wife                                                                                                                
sometime in the middle  of the night                                                                                    
would you be my wife                                                                                                              
let me shout it out loud and proud                                                           
oh girl you just changed my life                                                                                                          
sometime in the middle of the night
                                                                                          
would you be my wife
                                                                                                                     
                                                                                          
she kinda laughed at me                                                                                    
but she kinda of smiled                                                                                       
and yeah it took a few years                                                         
but i finally made that lil girl mine
Track Name: Thinking Of You
i'm making love to my vacuum cleaner
thinking of you
i'm making love to my carpet steamer
thinking of you
you left me alone just to die out in Cleveland
i don't know what else I can do
so i'm making love to my vacuum cleaner
thinking of you

lights out I close my eyes
we're alone in the dark
one flip of a switch i'm in heaven
and your back in my arms
I don't see the harm

so i'm making love to my vacuum cleaner
thinking of you
i'm making love to my carpet steamer
thinking of you
you left me alone just to die out in Cleveland
I don't know what else I can do
so i'm making love to my vacuum cleaner
thinking of you
Track Name: Diamonds
I've got diamonds in my pockets
i've got a Walgreens on my back
I found an old cassette tape of X T C i'm gonna cut it up with heroine
a bag of MDMA molly may I kiss you when we peak
I have everything to make you cum and scream
baby I spared no expense, but I don't have you

who am I gonna get high with
baby when you coming home

I've got diamonds in my pocket
I've got a RITE AID on my back
I've got a dozen 8 balls, dope for speed balls, some ice I made myself
a shot a bullet yesterday we'll ride the rails todays we'll ride them east to west
I have everything that to make you cum and scream
with a G19 there's no expense, but I don't have you

who am I gonna get high with
baby when you coming home
Track Name: Kelly Lebrock
i’ve been alone for so long
been several years since i’d seen the doc
then you came along
and swept me off my feet
you’re my kelly lebrock

you love who i am
a hideous a puzzle of 10 other men
stitches and scars
it’s nice to have something in common
if you were just one woman
i’d say you were the one
you’re my kelly lebrock

i can see it your eyes
i can see in your smile
you’re the one he made for me

i can see it your eyes
i can see in your smile
you’re the one he made for me

we’ll move into town
get some tattoos and just try to blend in
we’ll die your hair brown                    
i’ll lose some weight so those skinny jeans fit
and i’ll get a job
then we’ll go to the mall
and dress you like kelly lebrock

i can see it your eyes
i can see in your smile
you’re the one he made for me

i can see it your eyes
i can see in your smile
you’re the one he made for me
Track Name: Fuck You Like A Ukulele
My girlfriend bought a fucking ukulele
she brought it home
she gave it a name
she plays it daily

now all night long
she plays the same goddamn song

My girlfriend bought a fucking ukulele

oh yeah she plays nine inch nails
posts it on her vlog
she's in our bedroom screaming “fuck you like an animal”

oh yeah she plays nine inch nails
and posts it on her vlog
“i wanna feel you from the inside”

My girlfriend bought a fucking ukulele
she brought it home
she gave it a name
she plays it daily

now all night long
she plays the same goddamn song

My girlfriend bought a fucking ukulele
Track Name: One More Season
last night our love affair ended
and my favorite show got cancelled
i'm not quite sure I can survive

So I'm sending off 2 copies of this letter
since the situations are similar
i'm looking forward to both replays.

I need one more season
give me a reason why this can't continue
There's so many loose ends and so much left unsaid I think we all need some closure
i'd settle for a spinoff a made for TV movie or just something for Netflix
I've been your fan since the show began, oh Sunday nights will never be the same.


last night our love affair ended
and my favorite show got cancelled
i'm not quite sure I can survive
Track Name: Couple Of The Year
My Dear
The passion is gone
This honeymoon's over

My love
We had a good run
But life went on longer than I planned

I'll be listening to headphones
in our spare bedroom
the one I've been sleeping in for most of the year

And you
You'll be running the vaccum
over clean carpet
To drown out the silence and the tears

My dear
what ever happened to us
We looked happy in pictures (didn't we)

My love
We had so much fun
They swore we were the couple of the year

I'll be listening to headphones
in our spare bedroom
the one I've been sleeping in for most of the year

And you
You'll be running the vaccum
over clean carpet
To drown out the silence and the tears
Track Name: Exodus
send me off to therapy
fill me full of chemistry
can’t change my biology
or the man i really am

scream until your face is red
verses from old testaments
make a wage but never change
the man i really am
with you

don't tell me love is anything but right,
'cause everybody knows that we're all equal in his sight
so let down your guard and maybe stay the night
'cause everybody knows he's fast asleep all day and through the night
our nonparticipating god

bible based psychology
mumbling on our hands and knees
failing our society
and the man i really am

so please don't lay your hands on me
but darling put your arms around me
look into these eyes and see
the man i really am
with you

don't tell me love is anything but right,
'cause everybody knows knows that we're all equal in his sight
so let down your guard and maybe stay the night
'cause everybody knows he's fast asleep all day and through the night
our nonparticipating god
Track Name: Gather Around
Everybody gather around it's the end
They say I'm dying
Everybody gather around it's the end

The tests are in and the doctors say
they'll bury me in a year
Everybody gather around it's the end
Did I miss the point?
Don't wait til the end
To say you love me
don't wait til the end
to tell me that you care
and don't til we're high
to forgive me
there's really no time
no time to spare
did I miss the point?
Don't wait til the end

Everybody gather around it's the end Today's my day to die
Everybody gather around it's the end
The tests were wrong and the doctors say
they'll bury me in a week
Everybody gathers around in the end
did I miss the point?
don't wait til the end
To say you love me
don't wait til the end
to tell me that you care
and don't til we're high
to forgive me
there's really no time
no time to spare
did I miss the point?
Don't wait til the end
Track Name: Her Dog
There's a small dog living in my heart
For 16 months he's torn that place apart
and every time I think I'm in control of him
He climbs up on my bed and shit's on it again

I can hear him say
I don't need a god or master
funny how you think you're the owner
you're not walkin me i'm walkin you

there's an asshole living in my heart
and piece by piece he's torn that place apart
and every time I think I finally trained him
he chews up what I love and shits it back out on my bed

and then he says
I don't need a god or master
funny how you think you're the owner
you're not walkin me i'm walkin you
Track Name: Your Mother's Bed
The best time I ever had
was on a friday night
in your mother's bed

The best time I ever had
was on a friday night
in your mother's bed

your summer came too swiftly
my summer came so hard
you moved my heart so quickly
and then you moved too far away

i'm wide awake here in los angeles
you're fast asleep in maryland

i'm down on my knees
beggin darlin please
study hard
and come

The best time I ever had
was on a friday night
in your mother's bed

The best time I ever had
was on a friday night
in your mother's bed

your summer came too swiftly
my summer came so hard
you moved my heart so quickly
and then you moved too far away
Track Name: Big City Is A Small Town (2014)
I'm gonna move away my friend
move away from all sins
from all the parties and the one night stands

i'm gonna get away from here
some place I never been
so I can do it all again

big city is a small town
when you don't pay off your loans
big city is small town
if you shove shit up your nose
big city is small town
when you're with too many girls
big city is a small town after all

So I'm gonna move away my friend
Some place I never been
where no one knows about my tendency to sin

Get me a fresh suit,
close shave and maybe change my name
so I can do it all again

big city is a small town
when you don't pay off your loans
big city is small town
if you shove shit up your nose
big city is small town
when you're with too many girls
big city is a small town after all
Track Name: Older Men
She said I never dance with older men
It isn't you, take no offense
I handed her a drink
I thought she'd like

You see I never dance with older men
Their money, drugs, and their dark demands
I can't quite say i'm not impressed
we've all been treated worse for less

she's a victim of the heart
she's a victim of los angeles
and I know you think the fame is gonna come
but you know, that this will never be your home

He said I never dance with older men
you cannot trust their words, their hands
they'll give anything you ask for
but the better the gift the more your pay for it

I never dance with older men
they always play their silly
tell me that you love me need me
nail me to the screen and watch me bleed

he's a victim of the heart
he's a victim of los angeles
and I know you think the fame is gonna come
but you know, this will never be your home
Track Name: Waiting For Jesus
I take my pills
I pay my bills
I sit alone here waiting for Jesus
Wondering if they deceived us into thinking he'll return

I take my pills
I pay my bills
I sit alone here waiting for eternity
waiting for messiah to return to me
I wonder, I wonder what's taking him so long

You always hear me say, he'll come back in the clouds before I ever passed away
but now that i'm a dyin
it seems like a pretty foolish thing to say

I take my pills
I pay my bills
I sit alone here waiting for Jesus
Wondering if they deceived us into thinking he'll return

I take my pills
I pay my bills
I sit alone here waiting for eternity
waiting for messiah to return to me
I wonder, I wonder what's taking him so long
Track Name: Feel
How can I know you want to be my only lover?
How can I know that i will be your only man?
Look in my eyes and swear that you love me
Look in my eyes and hold me close and
feel my heart beating inside

please take the key, before i change my mind

I can see the odds stacked up against us
I can see every doubt in your eye
but baby no matter what happens I love you
and I won't stop until you can no longer...

feel my heart beating inside
please take the key, before i change my mind
How can I know you want to be my only lover?
How can I know that i will be your only man?
Look in my eyes and swear that you love me
Look in my eyes and hold me close and feel
Track Name: Yah's Revenge
God, you really got revenge on all of us tonight

hurricane and tidal waves destroyed our coastal town

i'm not exactly sure what we must have said or done

my cousin John came out on Halloween, maybe god was ticked about it

hallelujah, god has shown his face again

finally took the time out to be here

hallelujah, god I guess we deserved it

maybe we'll all learn a lesson or 2

hallelujah watch our children all suffering

over and over with advertising

hallelujah it's the work of crucified

re minding us of all of his suffering

I guess we for got I guess we for got

God you really got revenge on all of us tonight

elementary school kids massacred at christmas time

i'm not exactly sure what they must have said or done

but the news reported god was pissed that we don't pray in schools no more

hallelujah, god has shown his face again

finally took the time out to be here

hallelujah, god I guess we deserved it

maybe we'll all learn a lesson or 2

hallelujah watch our children all suffering

over and over with advertising

hallelujah it's the work of crucified

reminding us of all of his suffering

I guess we for got I guess we for got
Track Name: Vampires
baby let’s write a screenplay
how hard can it be
they just want more tv show            
about vampires
        
we’ll mash up all the cliches
we’ll add a president                      
we’ll take fashion models
to mars to fight vampires

we’re living the dream
finally living the dream                
we made it mom
we hope you’re proud of us
we’re fighting vampires
                                    
let’s go shed some blood
how hard can it be?
2 starving screenwriters
becoming vampires
                
they’ll pay us to write the script
and maybe we’ll play ourselves
we'll finally be famous
for being vampires

we’re living the dream
finally living the dream          
we made it mom    
we hope you’re proud of us
now that we're vampires
we’re living the dream
finally living the dream                      
we made it mom
we hope you’re proud of us
now that we're vampires     
we made it mom               
we hope you’re proud of us
now that we're vampires
Track Name: Fever
I never make a sound
my father would be proud
I came in through the window
above a poorly painted porch

she slept without a sound
her mother would be proud
I woke her with a whisper

I just wanna hold you baby
under water for 5 minutes
maybe 6, not more than seven
do girls get into Chinese heaven
crimes scenes must be fun to analize
motives can be hard to realize
i'm just a stranger here to kill you
I wish I had a choice

just read a book entitled “free will” (by Sam Harris)
and it convinced me I have none
but couldn't tell me why I have to kill
or why it's always so much fun
Track Name: She Got the Vinyl
She got the vinyl                   
I got the CDs
We split my dad’s cassettes  

I own the car but  
she hides the keys and
ransoms them for a  ride

To see the doctor            
To get some condoms 
how many does she need?
cell phone’s in her name
Lease in my Mom’s name
but I’m moving out next week
                                            
she won’t store them right
she’ll scratch them all just to spite me
    
my best friend micha        
fucked her friend mika
while riding to the mall
i failed to mention I was the driver
so i guess its my fault
                                                          
Mika failed EPT                       
Micah failed STD
they’re gonna have an AIDS baby                             

well i knew                                               
when she left                             
that i’d fall apart     
but i know she’ll be back
be back with my heart                             
the hum                                     
the hiss                             
her beautiful face
                                                                      
she won’t store them right   
i’ll never find sticky fingers            
or maybe worse        
she’ll donate them to a thrift store
                                            
she was the first to ____
though she was not the best
she said that i could _____
but then she took it back

she gave me head from bedford to breezewood
she nearly made me bleed
she’s not the first girl I’ve come in cars with
but i hope that she’s the last
  
well i knew                                           
when she left                                  
that i’d fall apart                     
but i know she’ll be back
be back with my heart                                         
the hum                                                
the hiss                                   
her beautiful face
Track Name: Gather Around II
Everybody gather around it's the end
They say I'm dying
Everybody gather around it's the end

The tests are in and the doctors say
they'll bury me in a year
Everybody gather around it's the end
Did I miss the point?
Don't wait til the end
To say you love me
don't wait til the end
to tell me that you care
and don't til we're high
to forgive me
there's really no time
no time to spare
did I miss the point?
Don't wait til the end

Everybody gather around it's the end Today's my day to die
Everybody gather around it's the end
The tests were wrong and the doctors say
they'll bury me in a week
Everybody gathers around in the end
did I miss the point?
don't wait til the end
To say you love me
don't wait til the end
to tell me that you care
and don't til we're high
to forgive me
there's really no time
no time to spare
did I miss the point?
Don't wait til the end
Track Name: Ryan Gosling
Why dont you fuck me and make me famous
i'm sick and tired of paying my dues
Why dont you fuck me and make me famous
ryan gosling i'm talking to you

acting is exhausting
some say i'm just no good
auditions are insulting
here in hollywood

so Why dont you fuck me and make me famous
i'm sick and tired of paying my dues
Why dont you fuck me and make me famous
ryan gosling i'm talking to you
Track Name: Crimea
I think I knew this day would come
but I never thought I'd be here for the end times

They tried to warn us when we were young
that we could be the soldiers of the end times

Seems I'm on the losing side of history
I guess I never truly solved that crazy ancient mystery
funny how i'm thinking of you now
love of my life time in these fucking KC left behind times

Before they close that airplane door
I wanna know how much you love me
Before we all go off to war
I wanna know how much you love me

I'm gonna answer my country's call
Me and my friends will take the lives of other men and their friends
We're gonna make our fathers proud
may our mothers please forgive us
this fight was handed down

Before they close that airplane door
I wanna know How much you love me
Before we all go off fight to another rich man's war
I wanna know how much you love me

no matter what happened before
no matter what happens after our deity's divine disaster
streets of gold or lake of fire
my love won't tire, Crimea, my heart is yours

Before they close that airplane door
I wanna know how much you love me
Before we all go off to war
I wanna know how much you love me